Chat
chat with a friend
- Her: I bet the old spice guy has a titanium cock.. i mean, it's just a theory.
- Me: I bet he does. Jewel encrusted, too.
- Her: Exactly! o.o
- Me: aaaand ribbed for her pleasure!
- Her: Always ribbed for her pleasure. And his man sweat turns into diamonds, among other things.
- Me: oh hell yes!
- Her: I thought you'd like that. Mofo be skeetin' diamonds.
- Me: Yes!!! I would catch that shit in my mouth!
- Her: Jennifer's got her O face on!!
- Me: He better make it rain.. mmmhmmm..
- Her: Oh, he will make it storm.
via toujours pur.
